ROVER interaction transcript
09:55 November 1, 2032
You: ROVER, run simulation.
ROVER: Launching.
ROVER: Simulation launched and running.
You: If I did this right, Bart should wake up and discover the terminal in his room.
SimulChat log
10:03 November 1, 2032
Bart: Hello?
You: Hi! Is this Bart?
Bart: I think so. Where am I?
You: You’re in a simulation I built. You can use this terminal to communicate with me. If you look around, you should see other tools to pass the time.
You: Bit of a funny question: would you consider yourself sentient?
Bart: I suppose…
Bart: Hey, how come I can’t leave the room?
You: Well, you can go to the bathroom…
Bart: Your simulation’s a little small, don’t you think?
You: haha!
You: gtg, ttyl